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Ch. 10: A NWO 5: Marik's Christmas meeting

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Kurdru: Today is a very special time for the villains of Yugioh, but chaos seems to be with them.

Yami Bakura: This is the lamest Christmas party!
Yami Aidintai: The only thing that's making it lame is your complaining!
Yami Bakura: You got beef with me?!
Yami Aidintai: I'm a vegetarian, so no, I don't! But if you wanna start something, let's go!
Yami Bakura: I don't know why I'm still with you!!
Yami Aidintai: Likewise!
Silverwing: I know I'm the craziest one here.
Marik: I beg to differ. I'm the craziest due to my Yami.
Silver: Nuh uh.
Marik: Yeah huh.
Silver: No.
Marik: Yes.
Silver: NO!
Marik: YES!
Pegasus: So Dartz, it's hard being the manipulatively calm.
Dartz: Yes, but I do it so well.
Pegasus: Dear Dartz, you are quite talented, but I was referring to my own ingeniousness.
Dartz: You're not better than me.
Pegasus: Yes I am.
Dartz: At least I got to take over Kaiba Corp.!
Pegasus: At least I wasn't killed!
(everybody starts arguing)
Thorn: Everybody STOP!
(everyone stops)
Thorn: It's Christmas, a time of joy and happiness. We shouldn't be fighting each other. We are children of pain. We should be coming together to celebrate the true meaning of Christmas: the death of Yugi and his friends.
Yami Claire: She's right.
Yami Bakura: I'm sorry, dear.
Yami Aidintai: So am I, fluffy.
Silver: How about we call it even, for now.
Marik: Agreed.
Dartz: I'm sorry Pegasus.
Pegasus: As am I.
Marik: Let's never fight again on Christmas. Now come, I have an idea. We'll send Yugi a present, but it will be a bomb.
Yami Aidintai: Here, we'll use my Millennium Apple of Chaos to do the trick.
(Silver flies everyone to Domino City and brings present to Yugi's house, and flies back to hill with everyone to watch Yugi and his friends explode)
Everyone: Hahahahahahaha!
Marik: That's for our abridged counterparts!

The end
Silverwing: Yes, I have finally arrived!
Darkfire: Yes, and only more pain for most everyone else can come from it.
Silverwing: Yeah, I know!
Darkfire: This chapter what happens in Marik's meeting while this is happening:
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