Ch. 3: Marik's Evil House Party

So today Marik decided to throw a house party with all of his frienemies.<.< A disaster in the making I'm sure.

Yami Bakura: *sigh*
Yami Aidintai: What's wrong?
Yami Bakura: Remind me again why we came?
Yami Aidintai: Because it might be fun, and c'mon, it's Marik. Only the chaotic will happen.
Yami Bakura: Uh-huh, and what if nothing chaotic happens?
Yami Aidintai: It will because one, only the mentally sane characters have yamis. The others are loony becuase they don't. And two, my Millennium Apple of Chaos will ensure that there is. Hehe.
Yami Bakura: Right. Remind me to stay near the exit when you start having "fun".
Marik: Hello everyone! I'm so glad you all came to my party! Now let the fun begin!
(everyone starts partying)
Yami Aidintai: Say Marik, can we play some games?
Yami Bakura: Oh gods.
Marik: Sure^^! Can't have a party without games.
Yami Bakura: We're gonna die.
Marik: Why are you standing near the door?
Yami Bakura: Um... I feel much safer over here.
Yami Aidintai: Oh c'mon Bakura. We need you. Please, for me? *she gives him the puppy dog eyes*
Yami Bakura: Fine, but I'll have the paramedic on standby.
(they all sit on the floor)
Pegasus: Now, what delightful treat do you have for us to play? Oooh, perhaps a children's card game? Who's the lucky one whose soul will be mine?
Marik and Yami Aidintai: Pedophile.
Pegasus: Am not!
Yami Aidintai: We're gonna play spin the chaotic arrow. Whoever it lands on must do whatever the spinner says. Let's begin.
Marik: I will spin it! *arrow lands on Yami Bakura!
Yami Bakura: DAMMIT!
Marik: Yes! Haha Bakura you have to dress up as a cheerleader and say I'm a better villian than you.
Yami Bakura: Absolutely not!
Yami Aidintai: You have to. If you don't, the arrow will send you into your worst nightmare.
Marik: So do it.
Yami Bakura: I am darkness, I am the nightmare that haunts everyone. Nothing can hurt me.
(Yami Bakura disappears and reappears in an office building)
Yami Bakura: Where am I?
Man: Welcome aboard Bakura.
Yami Bakura: What?
Man: Now let's get started on your new self.
Yami Bakura: What are you talking about?
Man: You just signed a contract to Disney. You signed away your life to us, so now that you are our property, you have to be happy all of the time, and that means no violence will be permitted. You must fill the stereotype of a common British man and you will be taking singing lessons. Everyone on Disney can sing, and your singing coach will be Miley Cyrus.
Yami Bakura: DX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Marik: Well, moving on. Who will spin next?
Pegasus: I guess I'll give it a whirl.*arrow lands on Yami Kai* Kai, my boy, you are my next victim.
Yami Kai: Oh, someone kill me.
Pegasus: Come now. My request is that you come back to my castle and enjoy the scenery.
Marik: Gay!
Yami Kai: NO
Pegasus: You have to, otherwise you'll end up like Bakura.
Yami Kai: I'll take my chances.
(disappears and reappears in a room)
Yami Kai: Hm, this isn't so bad. I'm in a nice room. Oh wait, I'm in an elevator.*Justin Bieber song starts playing* O.O WTF!?! *pushes elevator buttons* Damn thing won't work! AHHHHH!
Pegasus: Oh poo. Guess I go home alone.
Yami Claire: My go!*arrow lands on Yami Vanilla* Excellent! Vanilla, sing "I'm a goofy goober"!
Yami Vanilla: NO!
Yami Claire: You have to.
Yami Vanilla: I don't think so!
(disappears and reappears in a colorful place)
Strawberry Shortcake: Hi, you must be Vanilla. We're gonna be berry best friends!^^
Yami Vanilla: SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!!
Yami Aidintai: Guess it's my spin.*arrow lands on Pegasus* Peggy, admit you like boys.
Pegasus: Absolutely not!
(disappears and reappears on beach)
Pegasus: I'm on a beach. Well, this isn't so bad.
Fangirl: OMG OMG OMG! It's Pegasus! Rabid fangirls, get him!*fangirls tackle and crowd around him*
Pegasus: No, stop, it burns!
Marik: Only three left. What a shame. Anyways...*arrow lands on Yami Claire* Claire, you're such a tomboy. You will get a makeover and wear one of Aidintai's outfits.
Yami Claire: You've got to be kidding.
Marik: Well, do it.
Yami Claire: Never!
(disappears and reappears somewhere)
Barbie: Hi Claire!
Yami Claire: o.o Who are you, and why do you look so perfect, like you're made of plastic?
Barbie: I'm Barbie and I'm perfect, and soon you will be too!
(Barbie ties up Yami Claire and straps her to an operating table)
Yami Claire: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Barbie: Time for your beauty sleep. *puts ask on Yami Claire* Ahahahaha!
Yami Aidintai: Oh poo. I wanted to do her make-up. Oh well.*arrows lands on Marik* Hmm, Marik... Let's see. Admit that you'll never be a great pharaoh and that you'll always be a tombkeeper!
Marik: Never! I will be Pharaoh and Yugi Mouto will be my tombkeeper!
(disappears and reappears back home)
Marik: How'd I get back home?(tries to move but is chained up) What's going on?!
Yami Marik: Hello fool. Hahaha!
Marik: What do you want?!
Yami Marik: I'm your tombkeeper. *pulls out whip*
Marik: O.O NOO!
Yami Aidintai: Well, I'm the last one... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Fools, I got you all!XD I'm going home. Sweet dreams guys.

The end