Ch. 4: A New World Order - Marik's meeting 1

Kurdru: So on this glorious morning, Marik Ishtar called a meeting of all the villains of Yugioh to come together and plan Yugi's demise(like they're really gonna succeed).

Marik: Oh wow, we have a full house. I didn't think most of you would show up.
Yami Bakura: We had nothing better to do.
Marik: Good enough. So let's start off with roll call. Yami Aidintai.
Yami Aidintai: Obviously I'm here. I'm the hottest thing here.
Marik: Please, you're the second hottest; I'm the hottest thing here. Now Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura: Here, now where's the meat and blood?
Marik: On the kitchen table. Now Yami Claire.
Yami Claire: Here, because somebody *cough* Yami Aidintai *cough* made me come.
Yami Aidintai: Oh cry me the Nile.
Marik: Silence! You know what, I don't want to do the roll anymore. Let's just get started. So, our first order of business is how we're gonna destroy Yugi.
Yami Aidintai: Wait, where are the main characters of Yugioh Gx, 5Ds, and Zexal?
Marik: This is for villains only!
Yami Aidintai: They are villains. The perfect ultimate villains. They brought about the death of the Yugioh series!
Yami Bakura: I agree. Watching them is worse than being sent to the Shadow Realm. I would rather watch my family and friends get killed again before watching their shows.
Marik: Is it really that bad?
Malina: Yes. I'm glad I'm just a puppet without emotions or I'd feel complete horror watching them.
Yami Claire: What's the point of being on motorcycles anyway? It just screams "suicide".
Melody: Them and their flamboyant colors! <.<
Yami Kai: Gay!
Yami Vanilla: This shows that 4kids are the new anime Nazis. Other animes beware the HOLOCAUST!
Sabbath: You know what sucks worse than them? Bakugan.
Marik: Oh my gosh, I hate them! They're like the bisexual bastard child of Pokemon and Yugioh!
Yami Bakura: Seriously, what the hell are they supposed to be, a Pokemon duel monster?
Yami Aidinti: Lame!
Marik: Hey, whatever happened to Zorc?
Yami Bakura: Oh, he got cut out.
Marik: Really? Why? he made you so much cooler.
Yami Aidintai: He made things more difficult and confusing for me.
Marik: How so?
Yami Aidintai: C'mon, there's three Bakuras. One is Zorc mixed with a piece of Thief king Bakura, then there's Ryou Bakura, who's the reincarnation of Thief King Bakura, and then there's Thief King Bakura himself.
Marik: Oh, I see your point.
Yami Aidintai: Plus I would've had to devour Zorc anyway, causing all three Bakuras to die.
Yami Bakura: WHAT?!
Marik: Why?!
Yami Aidintai: I feed of chaotic things, and Zorc is the ultimate source of chaos.
Marik: Well, that would make sense to do.
Yami Bakura: (still spazzing out about what Yami Aidintai said)

The end