Ch. 19: A NWO: Marik's Meeting 8

Kurdru: By now you should know how these meetings go, so it needs no explanation lol.

Marik: Now, my evil friends, gather 'round and hear my great plan to- wait, what the- where is everybody?!
Yami Aidintai: We are everybody.
Marik: Just you and me?!
Yami Bakura: Correction. You, her, and me.
Marik: Where is everybody else?!
Yami Aidintai: Kaiba land. Something about free nachos.
Marik: Once again I was outdone by some type of food. Oh well, I guess we don't have to have this meeting today then.
Yami Aidintai: We don't need them to be evil, Marik, as long as we're here- well, me at least.
Yami Bakura: What's that supposed to mean?
Yami Aidintai: *suspiciously* Nothing...
Yami Bakura: Why are you using that tone?!
Yami Aidintai: Well, honestly, what can you do?
Marik: Are you guys about to fight?!
Yami Bakura: *ignores Marik* Are you implying that I'm useless?!
Yami Aidintai: Of course not! It's just that, well, being creepy all the time gets boring.
Marik: You know, she's right. Honestly, I don't think you're scary anymore. When you think of it, you're more of a creepy cat. Haha!
Yami Aidintai: And his hair. Whats up with that?!Every time he takes over, his hair has an erection!
Marik: HAHA, they look like bat wings. Oh god, he's Batman now! HAHAHA!
Yami Aidintai: Hahaha! Or the White Mage Bakura.
Marik: Haha, as the White Mage Bakura, watch me disappeaar and then reappear out of nowhere in every season!
Yami Aidintai: If Bakura was an STD, he'd be herpes. Haha!
Marik: No matter how hard you try to get rid of him,
Yami Aidintai: he just comes back worse than before! HAHA!
Marik: No, wait, he should be the poster child for Boomerang!
Yami Aidintai: Hahaha, yeah, 'Boomerang; it's all coming back to you'!
Marik: Then his face comes out in a Batman mask! Hahaha!
Yami Aidintai: Hahaha, we should stop picking on him or he might stab us to death! Hahaha!
Marik: Or feed us meat till we explode! Hahaha!
Yami Aidintai: Or hiss at us! Hahaha!
Marik: HAHAHA!
Yami Bakura: *sarcastically* Hahaha, very funny. Are you two done making fun of me?!
Yami Aidintai: We're sorry. Please don't make us drink tea or stuff us with English muffins! Hahaha!
Marik: They really eff'd up your character big time. How are you a British character with a Japanese name? Haha!
Yami Aidintai: And how were you Egyptian with a British accent and a Japanese name? HAHA, you're so out of place!
Marik: Hahaha!
Yami Bakura: I hate you so much right now.

The end